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Before the start, a player comments how stupid moxen are and I should just play
extra land. Thanks for the info...

Round One: Cool Dude (mono-U)

Game 1: Cool Dude gets pwned. Cool Dude comments how Tangle Wire is cool. Sphere
is cool. Smokestack is cool. And how Karn is cool with the cool Tangle Wire,
cool Sphere, and cool Smokestack.

In: No change.
Out: No change.

Game 2: Cool Dude gets pwned, again.

1-0, 2-0

Round 2: Cool Guy (Rack.dec)

Game 1: General wMUD brokenness.

In: 2 Mox Monkey
Out: 2 Winter Orb

Game 2: Here is the super tech of Rack.dec!
After I have Skullcap on board, my opponent plays Ritual, Charm killing my
Welder, the Rack, the Rack. My turn, untap and take damage. Draw, two mana
sources. His turn, draw, tap swamp, the Rack!

In: 3 Rack and Ruin
Out: 1 Mana Crypt, 1 Trike, 1 Smokestack

Game 3: The resilient Rack.dec!
I draw no red mana sources. I play Jar. Use Jar. No red mana sources while
drawing Mox Monkey and a couple Ruins. I thin out my opponents deck to draw into
the Rack, the Rack, the Rack!

1-1, 3-2

Round 3: Cool Kid (Sligh)

He comments, "Oh god, not Stax..."

NO! IT'S wMUD, damn it!

Game 1: He has no perms on board.

In: 2 Mox Monkey
Out: 2 Winter Orb

Game 2: He has no perms on board.

2-1, 5-2

Round 4: Not so Cool Kid (mono-R)

I tell him he got paired down. He says I must suck...

Game 1: He has no perms on board.

In: No change.
Out: No change.

Game 2: He kills himself with Jinxed Choker tech. Crap player...

He gets pissy after getting pwned and will not give up his chair to Web for us
to play. He literally sits there and pouts.